I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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