Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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