I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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