We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
