physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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