I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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