I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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