when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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