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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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