so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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