It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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