Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize