It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
