Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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