I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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