I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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