I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
God, I missed his penis.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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