I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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