I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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