I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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