i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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