Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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