If that was your dad, he is hot
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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