Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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