Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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