He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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