i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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