How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Randomize
