i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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