i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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