She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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