Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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