Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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