I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
how does that bad decision feel?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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