Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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