What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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