I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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