no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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