Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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