I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
