Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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