Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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