i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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