Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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