Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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