Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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