I think I died a long time ago.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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