He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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