someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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