i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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