does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
