I heard we made out
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Couch. On fire.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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