Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize