I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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