im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
