and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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